I
would like to provide you with a (slightly overdue) detailed timeline to paint a picture of last
month, I believe it was a Monday.
Morning:
I fooled myself into thinking love was more important that dollar signs and
ordered Alex’s graduation present- the overpriced special Nudie khaki
pants he wanted.
Early-afternoon:
To add to the surprise, and create an elusive alibi for any and all evidence he would
see on our bank statement (whoever created joint bank accounts surely hadn't
thought through holidays and/or special occasions), I told him Kaitlyn was
getting Chris the pants he already had 5 pairs of wanted, and that we
couldn’t afford anything for graduation (which in reality was pretty accurate).
If there is one surefire way to make a twin envious, jealous, and mope like
disappointed kid on Christmas, just tell them their twin is getting exactly
what they want. And that they can’t get it. It worked like a charm.
Mid-afternoon:
The pants shipped from Europe. I patted myself on the back for a surprise well
planned.
Late-afternoon:
Alex told me he couldn’t graduate. I couldn’t cancel the pants.
5
pm: I came home from work. WaterDog was dead. My grief and despair led me
to facebook, where I shamelessly declared the loss of our beloved fish.
7
pm: The doorbell rang. I rushed down our never ending stairs and was greeted by
my father-in-law and Dallin with new fish in hand: Glitter Fins! Thank you social media, you have yet to let me down. Our future may
have still been in jeopardy at that moment (luckily the future panned out in our favor), but at least all hope was not lost
in the pet department.
Meet
Glitter Fins, she may be a replacement of the fish we wish we still had, but we
love her almost the same.
For some reason I bought Brock some fish for his birthday while we were dating and I'm pretty sure they lasted no more than a weekend. So you're doing well in the fish department. Remember when someone thought Water Dog was actually a dog? Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahaha let's be honest, anyone could easily mistake it as an actual dog. I think it's probably the coloring.
Deleteso funny!!!
ReplyDeleteand what is WITH those nudie jeans? I have to admit, I don't get the allure....
Never get a fish- you get nothing in return except a dirty fish house that you have to clean too often!
DeleteAs for the Nudies.. at least he looks good in them haha.
I can't wait to meet GLITTY
ReplyDeleteWe'll bring her over for dinner!
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