Having been raised on a healthy diet of tater tots and fish
sticks, I’m not exactly experienced in
the culinary sense. I have tried to improve my domestic abilities, however,
that improvement has been slight at best. So you know what I love? When our
friends who live downstairs, Joni and Tren, want to make dinner together. Because what this really means
is ‘we’ll cook basically everything, we’re just going to cook it at your house
because your 2 feet of counter space is more than our 1.5 feet’- this is what
we call a win win situation. Especially because of Tren’s secret guacamole
recipe. Now, seeing as how I have a husband who lived in Mexico for two years,
he is quite the Mexican food connoisseur and is very picky about homemade tacos. And since this is one of
the 4 things that I know how to make, it’s a problem. (I know what you’re all
thinking, ‘Don’t you have Pinterest? There are thousands of recipes on there to
make that are all so quick and easy.’ Why yes, I do have one. I also have 3 crock
pots that have never been used. And no, I do not find any recipe easy which is
why I continually pin pictures of cakes. If you mess up the cake, at least you
can still lick the bowl.) So at taco night, with Joni, Tren, Skyler, and
Candice, I was delighted to see him eat 8
of these little beauties. They really were delicious, I think most of the
credit goes to the guacamole.
When you get married, a new word becomes forced into your vocabulary,
games. Alex has voluntarily played
one game with me in all my knowing him, Shopopoly- an exhilarating rendition of
Monopoly created by Old Navy. Instead of buying Park Avenue, you buy Cargo
Short Lane. I think he may have acquired this gem whilst working at Old Navy
after high school, possibly on the day he and Chris were required to dress up
as Christmas elves (a story with a Polaroid to go with it). The game is
actually pretty entertaining, we were all surprised. Which brings me back to
taco night- we refused to waste our night with games, so we did the next best
married activity- bowling. I’m truly terrible. I’ve gotten more than one gutter
ball with bumpers, I slightly skip as I throw the ball, and I never know
what to do on my way back to my chair so I always end up making some sort of
awkward “Hoorah!” gesture with my arms. But I love it. And in high school, I
found the most perfect pair of gold bowling shoes at the D.I. (don’t worry,
they were as good as new, I don’t think they had ever even been owned let alone
worn). I have held onto them for years, never using them, until taco night.
They got lost for a year or two, but as soon as they were found a few months
ago my bowling enthusiasm just about did Alex in. I’ve been patiently waiting for
an opportunity to wear them. And this was it. I was so excited I wore them all
the way to the bowling alley. And then guess what happened as I strutted down
the alley with bowling ball in hand- I realized they weren’t bowling shoes at
all. Nope, they were gold Liz Claybornes with a rubber sole. I felt cheated, distraught, and confused. How could I have
missed this after years of eyeing them in my car trunk? I really don’t know.
All I can say is that if you know of anyone looking for a pair of gold Liz
Clayborne bowling shoe knock offs, I’ve got a pair for you.
Despite my inability
to recognize a rubber soled shoe, the night was a blast. We went to Logan's highschool hot spot, Charlie’s,
for shakes and ice cream after bowling and my chocolate dipped kiddy cone was the size
of my left foot- no wonder childhood obesity is a problem. It was quite the waste
of ice cream too, considering all I even wanted was the chocolate shell. All in all,
taco night was terrific.